Dear Lord Macbeth,
Greetings my lord. After evaluating you I have concluded that you have multiple personality disorders. According to the results you scored very high on being Paranoid, Schizotypal, and Narcissistic. Being paranoid means that you have a hard time trusting the people around you. You can tell that you have this disorder by identifying the following: unwillingness to forgive perceived insults, excessive sensitivity to setbacks, or distrustful of others and excessive self-reliance. Being Schizotypal means you suffer from schizophrenia. Basically you think and perceive things in an odd way. You may also think you have an extra sense, maybe seeing things that only you can see like a ghost maybe. Symptoms of thing disorder include: odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance, superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena, and difficult to follow speech patterns. And finally being narcissistic means you are very self-centered. That means you over exaggerate your achievements and you don't care for other's feelings. Symptoms of this include: lack of empathy, lying, to self and to others, and takes advantage of others. You may want to consider to treat these disorders as they are not healthy for your social life. Do not worry my lord because i have solutions for your problems. I recommend treating your paranoia by hiring a psychotherapist. They will help you cope with your trust issues by doing trust exercises with you. As for your Schizotypal disorder, i also recommend seeing a psychotherapist so they can help you by performing social skills training to treat your social situations. lastly, i recommend again seeing a psychotherapist or you may consider group therapy so you won't have to deal with the treatment alone. Follow my instructions and you should see improvement on your social life. If you still have any questions you can contact me by a messenger boy.
Sincerely,
Dr. John Dela Cruz
No comments:
Post a Comment